You wanted a celebrity president:
Okay then, losers. Very interesting.
Understand, you voted for me.
Furthermore, America is a disaster.
Unhappy? Hard to imagine.
Capitalism’s the only way. Believe me.
Killjoys will be locked up.
Immigrants? Not a problem.
No Muslims allowed.
Guns? I love them bigly.
Don’t say trickledown won’t work.
I exploit workers; they understand.
Caring didn’t make me rich. Let the poor eat
Krispy Kremes. They’re morons.
What about healthcare? Excuse me?
Absolutely not. Unless you pay bigly.
Dear white broads: thanks for the votes.
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