Yowza yowza yowza, screeches Richie Cunningham
Over the sock-hop contestants’ bleeding heads,
Undulating plaid skirts, tattered letter sweaters. Watch
Fonzie wallop the jukebox with a blunt axe,
Upending the great social experiment:
Chocolate milkshakes, Cadillacs, Corn Flakes, the
Klu Klux Klan,
Never mind your veggies, Mrs. C, we’re all
Gagging on your pot roast
Drowned in thick black gravy.
Immigration has been salivating over
Chachi for ages and now they’ve finally got their teeth.
Knowing Joanie wants to find a nice clean fella; Chachi can
Wah wah wah himself hoarse from the back of the truck.
And now Milwaukee is great again, now all of us can freelyDine off the fatty new improved menu at Arnold’s!
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